1. Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots
   
2. Werewolves Don't Go to Summer Camp
   
3. Santa Claus Doesn't Mop Floors
   
4. Leprechauns Don't Play Basketball
   
5. Ghosts Don't Eat Poatato Chips
   
6. Frankenstein Doesn't Plant Petunias
   
7. Aliens Don't Wear Braces
   
8. Genies Don't Ride Bicycles
   
9. Pirates Don't Wear Pink Sunglasses
   
10. Witches Don't Do Backflips
    
11. Skeletons Don't Play Tubas
    
12. Cupid Doesn't Flip Hamburgers
    
13. Gremlins Don't Chew Bubble Gum
    
14. Monsters Don't Scuba Dive
    
15. Zombies Don't Play Soccer
    
16. Dracula Doesn't Drink Lemonade
    
17. Elves Don't Wear Hard Hats
    
18. Martians Don't Take Temperatures
    
19. Gargoyles Don't Drive School Buses
    
20. Wizards Don't Need Computers
    
21. Mummies Don't Coach Softball
    
22. Cyclops Doesn't Roller-Skate
    
23. Angels Don't Know Karate
    
24. Dragons Don't Cook Pizza
    
25. Bigfoot Doesn't Square Dance
    
26. Mermaids Don't Run Track
    
27. Bogeymen Don't Play Football
    
28. Unicorns Don't Give Sleigh Rides
    
29. Knights Don't Teach Piano
    
30. Hercules Doesn't Pull Teeth
    
31. Ghouls Don't Scoop Ice Cream
    
32. Phantoms Don't Drive Sports Cars
    
33. Giants Don't Go Snowboarding
    
34. Frankenstein Doesn't Slam Hockey Pucks
    
35. Trolls Don't Ride Roller Coasters
    
36. Wolfmen Don't Hula Dance
    
37. Goblins Don't Play Video Games
    
38. Ninjas Don't Bake Pumpkin Pie
    
39. Dracula Doesn't Rock and Roll
    
40. Sea Monsters Don't Ride Motorcycles
    
41. The Bride of Frankenstein Doesn't Bake Cookies
    
42. Robots Don't Catch Chicken Pox
    
43. Vikings Don't Wear Wrestling Belts
    
44. Ghosts Don't Rope Wild Horses
    
45. Wizards Don't Wear Graduation Gowns
    
46. Sea Serpents Don't Juggle Water Balloons
    
47. Frankenstein Doesn't Start Food Fights
    
48. Dracula Doesn't Play Kickball
    
49. Werewolves Don't Run For President
    
50. The Abominable Snowman Doesn't Roast Marshmallows
    
51. Dragons Don't Throw Snowballs